While my Jumbo Slice Gently Weeps
So I started off the weekend right by going out with my girl Loo. I've known her for 6 yrs since high school and haven't gotten to hang out with her in awhile. She is currently suffering from attached-at-the-dick syndrome. So we started at Cantina Marina in SW. Very chill and Coronas for $3 all.night.long. The views on the waterfront were spectacular, but we soon tired of the aromatic surroundings provided by the Potomac River and headed to Adams Morgan.
The Reef was the destination, and it did not disappoint. It has such a lovely rooftop bar. However, I ended up ordering the worst sour apple martini I've ever pursed my lips too. At the bar we sat next to a very cute guy who was very drunk. Flirting insued. Then he made a "drop". Like a totally obvious reference to something in his life just to spite me (clearly). He "dropped" a reference to his girlfriend. Why the hell are you sitting here flirting with me, you scumbag!?? Stop wasting my time because I could have already been on the next guy by the time you carefully positioned your hipster hat to the side. GAH! So Loo and I concluded our evening with the requisite Jumbo Slice.
The night would have been perfect if my boy toy had decided to stop giving me the shaft and come out for a few drinks. We shall call him Mr. M3 because he is obsessed with getting his new car. I met Mr. M3 in Adams Morganin May. Right outside Jumbo Slice. It must be love. So we didn't hook up that night (that would have been so freshman year!) but exchanged numbers and started "hanging out". I'm afraid I fell into that trap too easily. "Hanging out" is not dating. I have put my foot down on this. I insisted he take me on an actual date. His response: "Yeah we could do that". Um, excuse me!??! Where is the oompph here?? Obviously there is none from his end but I like him. He just doesn't seem to want to "hang out". And his excuse is : "We'll your always busy." Big bloated bullshit right there. I'm only busy because I make plans to avoid thinking about how I'm not hanging out with you. I always want what I can't have :( Like right now I want Chinese food, but I'm stuck at work....mmm.....spring rolls....
The Reef was the destination, and it did not disappoint. It has such a lovely rooftop bar. However, I ended up ordering the worst sour apple martini I've ever pursed my lips too. At the bar we sat next to a very cute guy who was very drunk. Flirting insued. Then he made a "drop". Like a totally obvious reference to something in his life just to spite me (clearly). He "dropped" a reference to his girlfriend. Why the hell are you sitting here flirting with me, you scumbag!?? Stop wasting my time because I could have already been on the next guy by the time you carefully positioned your hipster hat to the side. GAH! So Loo and I concluded our evening with the requisite Jumbo Slice.
The night would have been perfect if my boy toy had decided to stop giving me the shaft and come out for a few drinks. We shall call him Mr. M3 because he is obsessed with getting his new car. I met Mr. M3 in Adams Morganin May. Right outside Jumbo Slice. It must be love. So we didn't hook up that night (that would have been so freshman year!) but exchanged numbers and started "hanging out". I'm afraid I fell into that trap too easily. "Hanging out" is not dating. I have put my foot down on this. I insisted he take me on an actual date. His response: "Yeah we could do that". Um, excuse me!??! Where is the oompph here?? Obviously there is none from his end but I like him. He just doesn't seem to want to "hang out". And his excuse is : "We'll your always busy." Big bloated bullshit right there. I'm only busy because I make plans to avoid thinking about how I'm not hanging out with you. I always want what I can't have :( Like right now I want Chinese food, but I'm stuck at work....mmm.....spring rolls....
posted by VP of Dior at 2:13 PM
"He "dropped" a reference to his girlfriend. Why the hell are you sitting here flirting with me, you scumbag!??"
"The night would have been perfect if my boy toy had decided to stop giving me the shaft and come out for a few drinks."
Am I missing something here? :-)
Well....yes there is a guy I am dating. But I use that term loosely because we are not official and that means I can go out and meet other guys. As I say, "Don't put all yer eggs in one basket."
So if I meet a cute guy who is flirting with me, who then drops the G-bomb, he is a waste of my time.