Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Dear Mr. Workout Room Guy

Dear Mr. Guy Who Works Out in The Canal Center Plaza Gym,

Listen. I know it's football season, and knowing scores and stats is as vital as air to you, but please be considerate and ask before changing the channel on the TV. Even though I had my iPod on I was also watching that piece of fine journalism known as NBC Nightly News. We know this is not the first time this has happened. And it's too bad because you are kinda cute, but your manners suck...and you have facial hair. Anyway, if you cannot survive without watching mind-numbing pre-game Monday Night Football, then don't work out on Mondays. Go home, crack open a nice cold one, and leave me to my iPod and Brian Williams. Thank You. That is all.

Cordially Yours,

VP of Dior

3 Comments:

Blogger Terry said...

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8:20 AM  
Blogger Terry said...

It's like people in waiting rooms who turn the channel to "The Price is Right" while your in the middle of watching CNN. If there is one thing a waiting room does not need, its mind-numbing Bob Barker.

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8:21 AM  
Blogger The Senator said...

Could you hook me up with him

6:15 PM  

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