Upgrade/Downgrade: Road Trip Edition
*Buying an iTrip for only $29.99 to keep the good times rolling on my road trip - UPGRADE
*Going to Best Buy in Potomac Yard and being unable to find the Kanye CD - DOWNGRADE
*Getting my grubby little hands on an advance copy of Madonna's new CD - UPGRADE
* Going to Williamsburg to see friendly faces - UPGRADE
*Being stupid and reverting to college drinking days, complete with a wine circle and shots of tequila - DOWNGRADE. My liver has officially filed divorce papers to separate from me. It's citing the cause of dissolution as my affair with liquor.
*Sex. Good sweet loving after my long drought - UPGRADE
*Redskins losing in the final minutes - DOWNGRADE
*Scoring tickets to see the Redskins v. Raiders this Sunday the 20th - UPGRADE. I'm taking Dad for his birthday so that's actually a DELUXE UPGRADE :)
*Going to Best Buy in Potomac Yard and being unable to find the Kanye CD - DOWNGRADE
*Getting my grubby little hands on an advance copy of Madonna's new CD - UPGRADE
* Going to Williamsburg to see friendly faces - UPGRADE
*Being stupid and reverting to college drinking days, complete with a wine circle and shots of tequila - DOWNGRADE. My liver has officially filed divorce papers to separate from me. It's citing the cause of dissolution as my affair with liquor.
*Sex. Good sweet loving after my long drought - UPGRADE
*Redskins losing in the final minutes - DOWNGRADE
*Scoring tickets to see the Redskins v. Raiders this Sunday the 20th - UPGRADE. I'm taking Dad for his birthday so that's actually a DELUXE UPGRADE :)
posted by VP of Dior at 8:46 PM
Sex is always an UPGRADE, regardless of how long the drought has been.
Unless its prison sex. I've heard that sucks.
I second Sethro & Dudley
sethro - you've heard prison sex sucks??? heard or experienced? ;0