Monday, November 28, 2005

Vote For My Boobs

I'm sure Kathryn will have superlatives and awards decided by Wednesday at blogger happy hour. But I would like to take this opportunity to campaign for the best bodacious beltway blogger boobs.

Let's be honest here folks - my boobs are pretty big. But not only big, nicely shaped. Natural. With the right bra they are down right mesmerizing. Even The Boy once said my boobs were nice (but in a completey platonic way because that fab lady does not swing my way).

So I would just like to offer some examples of great moments in VP boob history. Vote for VP!


Blogger Dudley said...

Whoa! Nice rack! Being a big homo I can still appreciate a nice set of ta-ta's. No, they don't turn me on (obviously!) but dammit I can still enjoy the sass factor that some rockin cleavage can bring!

9:40 AM  
Blogger Kathryn said...

I don't know, I kind of like that girl in the middle in the second photo...

9:55 AM  
Blogger The Boy said...

With you, me, and your two 'friends', it's like there are four fab ladies in the room.

12:25 PM  
Blogger VP of Dior said...

Kathryn - of course. all the boobs in that picture are equally deserving...

..this is the best diplomatic answer i could come up with ;)

2:09 PM  
Blogger Sharkbait said...

That's great, I love it!!

best boobs...has a nice ring to it!

2:41 PM  
Blogger DC Cookie said...

That's it. I'm wearing a REALLY cleave-enhancing shirt tomorrow...

4:04 PM  
Blogger VP of Dior said...

Bring it on Cookie! Battle of the Boobs until the death!

5:09 PM  
Blogger sethro said...

Well, I'm most certainly not gay, and me likey!

9:37 PM  
Blogger Asian Mistress said...

Haha what we're allowed to campaign?

You know I think I have some pretty hot cleaveage too.

I still have those pics we took of our boobs at Felix btw. Should I break them out? Hahaha.

12:36 AM  
Blogger Jett Loe said...

yes, they they are undeniably impressive! but i thought boobs were out and bellies or behinds were the new thing...or is it ankles...?

9:05 AM  
Blogger Phil said...

There is some serious competition in DC for the Most Impressive Mammaries Award.

9:05 AM  
Blogger I-66 said...

VP... I don't believe I can vote for you. Brother voting for sister's boobs? Seems a little creepy

12:56 PM  
Blogger DC Cookie said...

Jett - I believe there is also a best ass category.

1:22 PM  
Blogger I-66 said...

saWEET... so this gives me an excuse to look at all the ladies asses?


1:39 PM  
Blogger Kathryn said...

...and the ladies an excuse to check out the men's asses.

3:39 PM  
Blogger VP of Dior said...

jett - elbows are the new black

I-66 - yes you can vote for me. it's purely an objective vote so its all good.

I think we may have to keep the ass-staring at a 10 sec max. Anything longer is really uncalled for.

3:59 PM  
Blogger OBS said...

Yeah for clevage! Weeeeeeeee!!!
It was great to meet you finally *smacks ass* heheheh

11:35 AM  

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