Monday, December 12, 2005

The Ultimate Pussycat Doll Wishlist

I wanted to offer you all the opportunity to get an idea of the kinds of gifts I will be accepting this Christmas from family, friends, weekend spouses, stalkers, bloggers, and readers. Let me first say that I don't want anyone leaving lame comments about me being materialistic and Christmas being too commercial. Second, if you can't take a joke then you're on the wrong site!

VP of Dior Wishlist

Sephora Pretty Pink Brush Set - $20.00

Magic Bullet (it slices! it dices! margaritas for everyone!) - $59.99

Black Wine Cabinet - $149.00

16 round brilliant stones channel set in platinum ring - $1,170.00
Maserati 3200 GT Coupe - hmmm priced at $87,000.00

David Beckham oiled and tan - priceless. cha-chingggggg!

Please Santa! I've been soooo gooodddd!


Blogger Siryn said...

mmmm! Damn! That pick of Beckham is hott.

11:26 PM  
Blogger Asian Mistress said...

Um hi. I want all those things too.

Can we share?

12:02 AM  
Blogger I-66 said...


VP of Dior takes on Posh Spice for the rights to DAVID BECKHAM in a pool of semi-warm white chocolate mocha from Starbucks! (we don't want to burn anyone) LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW!

7:49 AM  
Blogger Pretty in Pink said...

OMG the magic bullet is soo haute! I totally want one too...And if I was making an alfredo sauce in 10 seconds for Beckham that wouldn't be so bad either! HEART

9:24 AM  
Blogger Marci (aka Baby Banana) said...

I am the only one who is confused by the magic bullet being a kitchen accessory?

10:11 AM  
Blogger VP of Dior said...

I-66: HAWT! I love the way you think. MMM semi-warm white chocolate starbucks mocha.... I actually wouldn't mind wrestling Posh Spice, she's kinda hot too. Except her razor sharp shoulders and breast plate would definitely cut me.

Would you please be the Don King of this event and set up promotions?!!? Rumble in the Mocha!

10:14 AM  
Blogger VP of Dior said...

marci marci marci. get your mind out of the gutter! this is serious business here. with the magic bullet you can make salsa, smoothies, margaritas, etc - all individually portioned! sadly i think the magic bullet kitchen device would give me more pleasure than that OTHER bullet.

10:17 AM  
Blogger Kathryn said...

I totally dig The Beckham, but he looks like K-Fed in that photo! EW!

10:29 AM  
Blogger I-66 said...

clearly you're not using it right, then...

11:52 AM  
Blogger Marci (aka Baby Banana) said...

My mind IS in the gutter today. I must be drunk. Otherwise I'm just your average dirty old woman.

But I do dig single serving appliances. It's such a bitch cooking for one.

1:55 PM  
Blogger Phil said...

Obviously your version of 'magic bullet' is much different from how I'm accustomed to it's useage.

I've always heard this term to describe a suppository.

2:22 PM  
Blogger Rhinestone Cowgirl said...

You're materialistic, and Christmas is too commercial. ;)

But I totally want a David Beckham for Christmas too. Rawr!

3:12 PM  
Blogger Twoste said...


3:32 PM  
Blogger VP of Dior said...

Kathryn -thou shalt not ruin the beckham image by comparisons to K-Fed

I-66 - let's just say I'm not a huge fan of battery operated toys

marci - hello, table for one. story of my freaking life. but again, I am looking forward to not wasting any ingredients by making too-large batches.

phil - eww eww eww

RC - someone finally said it!

3:37 PM  
Blogger Complacent Chase said...

Everytime that Magic Bullet infomercial comes on, I am tempted to call. I would really like one just for the drinks aspect.
I like everything on you list as well, but I am with Kathryn on the pic thing. David Beckham totally looks like Britney's hub in that pic. ugh!

3:52 PM  
Blogger Washington Cube said...

Sorry, Miss VP, but Kathryn nailed the Beckham/K-Fed thang.

10:51 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home