Friday, March 17, 2006

Friday Boobies - Non Irish Edition

Happy Friday and Happy St. Patrick's Day. Frankly I'm not a fan of St. Patrick's Day or Irish culture and drinking Jameson or Guiness makes me want to vomit (but don't fret I will still be going out tonight and drinking a lot in honor of Malibu Ken's b-day). I tried to think of Irish people of note to feature today, but all I could come up with was James Joyce or some old actress on Masterpiece Theater. I'm sure you will thank me for not going down that route, as I have decided to jump to the country of Brazil for our Friday Boobies lady. This young lass is hot, has a great natural body, and is sure to get your shamrocks in a bunch. Seriously what is in the water in Brazil???? Recently she indicated to GQ that she is a virgin. There's no way I can believe this. I mean look at her:

This is Adriana Lima, of Victoria's Secret fame and apparently she's not out there having sex with Lenny Kravitz (who she was engaged to). OK, I know that just because you have a killer body and boobs doesn't mean you have to be out there slutting it out (looking at you Scarlett Johannsen). And I guess she will have something special to share with her husband, but.... I just don't know. Her willpower must be ENORMOUS to not have sex with Lenny Kravitz. But I'm still a fan of hers and will give her bosom a 7.

So from now on, March 17 will not only be known as St. Pat's Day or my wonderful boyfriend's birthday, it shall also be HAPPY BRAZILIAN VIRGIN DAY!


Blogger Washington Cube said...

...waiting for the Happy Brazilian Wax Day. NO...I have not started drinking yet. :)

1:18 PM  
Blogger Crazy Girl City said...

I read that about her too. It's hard to believe that someone that hot is still a virgin, but I guess it's possible.

5:10 PM  
Blogger O-FACE said...

I love her. I would love to breed with her but i'm middle class, so my chances are severly handicapped. But yeah her breastah-iths are 10 and she has a booty, unlike that fraud Buncheon or whatever her name is.

2:27 AM  
Blogger Laurie (aka buggy) said...

You can be hot and still a virgin. I don't see the oddity in that.
But I see why it may be sketchy that she's still one if she's with lenny or someone else for a long time for that matter.
I was with my first long relationship for 5 years and didn't give it up.

Do you think Jessica Simpson really waited?

7:49 PM  
Blogger Complacent Chase said...

Well, you know, these young girls these days have different definitions on what is a virgin.
So maybe she is doing the oral thing or taking it up the ass...but since she hasn't done it vaginally...she's still a "virgin".

Kids these days...

4:42 PM  

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