Friday, July 14, 2006

This Just In: Madonna ROCKS....Now Back to Regular Programming for Friday Boobies

The spectacle that I had the pleasure of seeing last night was a truly memorable performance from Madonna. Words, along with any pictures I could have taken, would not have done her performance justice. She is one of the rarest of people who can combine beauty, grace, appealing imagery, unsettling images, music, energy, dance, masculinity, femininity, vision, spunk, and showmanship and turn it into a show that leaves you begging for more.

There were so many favorite parts of the show I could go on for days...but if you have the chance to see the show, the opening equestrian sequence will blow you away and the remix of "Erotic" will have you happily fevered.

Madonna rocks and that's all there is to it.


Time for Friday Boobies. Now, maybe it's just because I'm tired from driving all night, but did Winona Ryder actually go out in public with her boobies looking like this?:

I mean I give her props for trying to defy gravity and all, but that's no reason to present your boobs as two bald babies competing to be the first out of the birth canal (her dress). Winona gets a score of 5 and a yellow card for abuse of cleavage.


Anonymous Siryn said...

Maybe she was trying the "I'm still a skinny waif" look but forgot that she actually had breasts.

2:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're darn funny intellectuals, chaps. Congrats.
Soooo funny.

5:23 AM  
Blogger Washington Cube said...

She's always been a waif with boobage, but memory serves they didn't quite hoist that way. Maybe she stole them. :x

4:56 PM  
Blogger Twoste said...

Bad boobies.

6:17 PM  

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