Ode to a VP
In honor of my bday week, which begins Aug 12, I invite all of you wonderful bloggers to submit odes in my honor. So create your best poems, haikus, lyrical ballads, sestinas, sonnets, epics, or limericks. The theme - ME, the VP of Dior.
You have until Monday Aug 14 at 9am to submit. The top 3 winners will be selected and posted. The grand prize winner will receive my love and adoration. The runner-up will just receive my adoration (can't spread my love too thin!) and maybe a jpeg of my boobs. Good luck and god speed!
Bonus points for Beatnik style renditions via a YouTube clip!
posted by VP of Dior at 8:16 AM
Ahem.
VP of Dior: A Haiku
Half sister of mine
Best boobs of all DC blogs
Happy birthday, you.
Woot.... my bday is August 17. Go Leos! :)
*Fingers snap 4 times
Sky is blue for the frost of heaven
Life is clear for the toss of newness
Friday Boobies are a weekly ritual in my hell
Vinegar taste delicious on fries...
I have no skills....
Leo Leo
Lioness Dream
Krotchity King of Kazoombas
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Happy Boobday!
Hahahha - I'll try to think of something...remind me when we're drunk! :)