Thursday, September 07, 2006

We Want a Maury Povich Paternity Test!!!

Open. Set of Maury Povich Show taping on September 7, 2006.

Maury: Chris Klein.....You are the father of 4-month old Suri Cruise! The DNA (and pics) don't lie!

Audience Member #1: (sound of laughing and cackling)You know that damn baby looks like you! You have the same eyes!

Tom Cruise: Y'all shutup! I'm gonna be the only daddy this baby knows!!! L. Ron will be the judge of that!!

Fade to black.


Blogger Sharkbait said...

Amen. Seriously. Who are they kidding?!

Miss you and Hugs.

8:54 PM  
Blogger JordanBaker said...

Oh lordy. . .it's the mouth angle that really seals it in that picture. I swear Chris Klein made that face in American Pie.

Hope things are better-ish.

8:59 AM  
Blogger O-FACE said...

Word......that kid looks nothing like him...The baby's got indian eyes man....Tom Cruise is a alien so he cant be the father.....Zenube will not be happy...

11:24 AM  
Blogger Twoste said...

Yeah, but we all know Katie and Chris never did the dirty. I mean, they were way to virginal for that. Besides, Katie admitted it. Too bad for Chris (sap).

1:35 PM  
Blogger NubianTemptres43 said...


9:49 AM  
Anonymous Sex & Moxie said...

That baby is holding it's head up already??? No way. Just not buying it.

10:22 PM  

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