Thursday, September 07, 2006

We Want a Maury Povich Paternity Test!!!



Open. Set of Maury Povich Show taping on September 7, 2006.

Maury: Chris Klein.....You are the father of 4-month old Suri Cruise! The DNA (and pics) don't lie!

Audience Member #1: (sound of laughing and cackling)You know that damn baby looks like you! You have the same eyes!

Tom Cruise: Y'all shutup! I'm gonna be the only daddy this baby knows!!! L. Ron will be the judge of that!!

Fade to black.

6 Comments:

Blogger Sharkbait said...

Amen. Seriously. Who are they kidding?!



Miss you and Hugs.

8:54 PM  
Blogger JordanBaker said...

Oh lordy. . .it's the mouth angle that really seals it in that picture. I swear Chris Klein made that face in American Pie.

Hope things are better-ish.

8:59 AM  
Blogger O-FACE said...

Word......that kid looks nothing like him...The baby's got indian eyes man....Tom Cruise is a alien so he cant be the father.....Zenube will not be happy...

11:24 AM  
Blogger Twoste said...

Yeah, but we all know Katie and Chris never did the dirty. I mean, they were way to virginal for that. Besides, Katie admitted it. Too bad for Chris (sap).

1:35 PM  
Blogger NubianTemptres43 said...

LMAO

9:49 AM  
Anonymous Sex & Moxie said...

That baby is holding it's head up already??? No way. Just not buying it.

10:22 PM  

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