We Want a Maury Povich Paternity Test!!!
Open. Set of Maury Povich Show taping on September 7, 2006.
Maury: Chris Klein.....You are the father of 4-month old Suri Cruise! The DNA (and pics) don't lie!
Audience Member #1: (sound of laughing and cackling)You know that damn baby looks like you! You have the same eyes!
Tom Cruise: Y'all shutup! I'm gonna be the only daddy this baby knows!!! L. Ron will be the judge of that!!
Fade to black.
posted by VP of Dior at 7:45 PM
Amen. Seriously. Who are they kidding?!
Miss you and Hugs.
Oh lordy. . .it's the mouth angle that really seals it in that picture. I swear Chris Klein made that face in American Pie.
Hope things are better-ish.
Word......that kid looks nothing like him...The baby's got indian eyes man....Tom Cruise is a alien so he cant be the father.....Zenube will not be happy...
LMAO
That baby is holding it's head up already??? No way. Just not buying it.