Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Bah

Fuck Arlington County. Fuck my roommate with that annoying dog yelping all the god damn time. Fuck Dave for ruining my life. Fuck Dave for being a pussy and not standing up for me. Fuck my job and my nosy boss. Fuck property tax. Fuck Matt for being too self-involved to ever love me. Fuck me for forever loving Matt. Fuck my landlord. Fuck my "carb-tooth." Fuck Mark Foley (not literally, kids). Fuck girls who wear foundation and eyeliner to the gym. Fuck marriage. Fuck marriage to girls who wear foundation and eyeliner to the gym. Fuck the crowded Orange line. Fuck. It. Now.

11 Comments:

Blogger Law-Rah said...

"Fuck Dave for being a pussy and not standing up for me."

I second that!

10:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It sounds like someone needs a hug!!

10:31 PM  
Blogger Beakerz said...

Fuck em All.....in the A!!!

12:44 AM  
Blogger VP of Dior said...

yes, hugs all around and a cold shower for VK.

8:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah! Fuck Arlington!...oh wait. I don't live there. What am I doing?

9:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So much anger on this page...
Sunshine, flowers, little kids playing kickball, rainbows, kittens...

2:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mark Foley IM transcripts with PCD
source: ABC news....

MaF54: You know "Dirty Sanchez"
PCD: What???
MaF54: You know, when you take your finger and stick it up my butt and.....
PCD: Dude, I don't do shit like that and you need to get help. Thats as unsanitary as spinach right now..
MaF54: I'm sorry, I've been drinking tonite. I really need help......Hold on, some boyscouts at my front door.

2:18 PM  
Blogger VP of Dior said...

O-Face - I LOVE IT.





Although, I can't confirm nor deny that i have communicated with mark foley. but what i do know is that spinach is now safe to eat according to reports in the news!!

2:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so you need a drink on Friday??

9:44 PM  
Blogger Asian Mistress said...

Amen

11:38 PM  
Blogger VP of Dior said...

i could ALWAYS use a drink

8:50 AM  

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