Friday Boobies
This post pains me. Literally. I can feel ouchie pains shooting up myboobs. I'm sure Patricia Arquette can not be comfortable in this:
I applaud her for having a normal shape and refusing to lose weight for her role on "Medium." But dear lord there is nothing medium about her. This is a BIG crime against her mammaries. Those puppies are glued to that dress stronger than Mark Foley's gay-dar. I have to give her a 4 for size, 2 for form, and a 0 for the outift and hair (its simply too distracting). So that averages to a 3.
I applaud her for having a normal shape and refusing to lose weight for her role on "Medium." But dear lord there is nothing medium about her. This is a BIG crime against her mammaries. Those puppies are glued to that dress stronger than Mark Foley's gay-dar. I have to give her a 4 for size, 2 for form, and a 0 for the outift and hair (its simply too distracting). So that averages to a 3.
posted by VP of Dior at 1:34 PM
Cheese n' rice!
You neglected to mention her manface. I know it's not booby related, but still.
She wouldn't look that bad if she wore clothes that fit.
>Those puppies are glued to that dress stronger than Mark Foley's gay-dar. <
LOL funny. Nice writing.
Stick a pin to them and they would explode.
I love your math. Haha!