And the award goes to...

VP of Dior's Golden Globes Fashion Picks

Overall Best Outfit:

Perfection. These two are the perfect accessories for each other!

Best Fuck You Scumbag Look of the Night:

Reese - You BETTA WORK! Fuck Ryan!!

Let's get to the good stuff. There were so many baaaadddd looks of the night!

Overall worst outfit:

Vanessa Williams - Aye carumba!! God this pains me. If I had her body I would NOT cover it with an ill-fitting dress and tacky fur. And the hair!!!!?!?!? GAH!?!?!?

Worst Dress of the Night:

Maria Menunous - This dress was so nasty-green-metallic-rust-sewage-ish that it hurt my eyes. It looked AWFUL on camera during the awards show.

Worst Post-Break-Up Appearance:

Cameron - I know we haven't always gotten along but I feel sorry for you. You simply cannot leave the house looking like this! The hair! The tiers of fabric! Oy! Sack up ho!

Worst Hair:

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cha-cha-CHIA!