No Spiked Heels

You do not get in the way of a lady in heels for a night out on the town. Alas, Cobalt, that venerable institution of house music and shirtless bartenders, almost shut me down Saturday night. I may be late on this, but WTF with the no heels rule??? I had on some mighty cute purple peep-toe shoes. I was then forced to stop at CVS at 1AM to buy $5 shower shoes and pretend like I purposely had them just so I could get into Cobalt!. But you know damn well the minute I got into the bathroom I swapped out the shoes (hooray for big purses) and was sitting high(er) in my heels. Disaster averted!! Now if I could only go back in time and veto the decision to eat McDonald's at 3AM......

Friday Boobies

OK, here you all go: a Friday Boobies! Specially uploaded just for Phil.

Phil I don't know if you are familiar with Kim Kardashian, but she is a D-list celebrity who has a sex tape out right now. Enough said, right?

I think she has fake ones, but nonetheless she is quite stunning. Enjoy!!

Still Alive

It's been a month since I have posted. I know, I know. LAME. I've been so swamped with work and the ups and downs of my life love. Still with Malibu Ken, but barely. Everyday I say to myself, OK this is the day you end things. This is the day you make reconciliation with the fact you will die alone. Today is the day you learn to be alone. But everyday I say that to myself, the next day I come out of the "fog" and can't imagine being without him.

So that's all that is going on. I want to say a few quick congrats to those who are graduating from schools of law, medicine, liberal arts, etc, congrats to those engaged/recently shacked up with significant others, and congrats to new jobs for all.