No Spiked Heels

You do not get in the way of a lady in heels for a night out on the town. Alas, Cobalt, that venerable institution of house music and shirtless bartenders, almost shut me down Saturday night. I may be late on this, but WTF with the no heels rule??? I had on some mighty cute purple peep-toe shoes. I was then forced to stop at CVS at 1AM to buy $5 shower shoes and pretend like I purposely had them just so I could get into Cobalt!. But you know damn well the minute I got into the bathroom I swapped out the shoes (hooray for big purses) and was sitting high(er) in my heels. Disaster averted!! Now if I could only go back in time and veto the decision to eat McDonald's at 3AM......

Friday Boobies

OK, here you all go: a Friday Boobies! Specially uploaded just for Phil.

Phil I don't know if you are familiar with Kim Kardashian, but she is a D-list celebrity who has a sex tape out right now. Enough said, right?

I think she has fake ones, but nonetheless she is quite stunning. Enjoy!!

Still Alive

It's been a month since I have posted. I know, I know. LAME. I've been so swamped with work and the ups and downs of my life love. Still with Malibu Ken, but barely. Everyday I say to myself, OK this is the day you end things. This is the day you make reconciliation with the fact you will die alone. Today is the day you learn to be alone. But everyday I say that to myself, the next day I come out of the "fog" and can't imagine being without him.

So that's all that is going on. I want to say a few quick congrats to those who are graduating from schools of law, medicine, liberal arts, etc, congrats to those engaged/recently shacked up with significant others, and congrats to new jobs for all.

Utter Sadness

I have no words. I'm pretty devasted by this, as I, along with many others, have a connection to someone hurt at VA Tech. The entire world stands behind VT, including other VA schools. This says it all:

With All Due Respect..

I know I'm a few days late on this, but did anyone else watch The Sopranos?

With all due respect, to the show creators, actors, and crew, it kinda sucked!

It was slow moving and a little too esoteric. All of the imagery with the lake and the loongggg glances between Tony and Carmela and Janice got on my nerves.

As the show enters its last few episodes, do you think they can keep viewers?????

La Dulche Vita

I love my baristas at the Starbucks at 19th and K, but yesterday when I ordered an Iced Tall Double Skim Dulche de Leche the barista looked at me like I had asked for a Triple Drip Skim Human Baby Skin Frap- Light. Even though the new Dulche de Leche was on the menu hanging on the wall AND I got an e-mail announcing the new flavor, NO ONE knew how to make the drink. They had to go pull out the recipe card from a box and figure it out.

Now I know it gets hectic at Starbucks, especially at this location that is in a tiny space, but I don't think it's that hard to learn a limited menu and occasionally incorporate new seasonal recipes. Step up your game Starbucks baristas of DC!!

p.s. - the drink is DELICIOUS!

Friday Rant

I am again in the pitfires of hell, otherwise known as falling in love with a person who is not ready for it. Why can't this man love me enough to fight for me???